izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash
and im ike
Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

sabrielwinchester:

docproto:

pureorangeness:

racheltheprincessa:

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:


aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it

sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.

That girl is sucking a penis.

woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions 

sabrielwinchester:

docproto:

pureorangeness:

racheltheprincessa:

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:

aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it

sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.

That girl is sucking a penis.

woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions 

2boys1cup:

true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

ocenot:

you know what really gets my goat? i wouldn’t know. i sold my goat for video games. i have no time for that bullshit.

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor